jizzerable

adj- used to describe any person or situation one is very displeased by.

Did you see that broad? Jizzerable.

by zjism February 4, 2010

Dr. Jizzlepants

When you fuck with somebody while they're working on a science project and shoving test tubes full of chemicals into her pussy and jizzing everywhere.

I gave somebody a chemical burn with a Dr. Jizzlepants.

by ebghjebb October 2, 2016

Jizzerific

When something is so great it makes you wanna Jizz all over the place.

Wow, that was so fucking jizzerific

by Miss Jizz March 13, 2005

jizzle quizzle

smells like crap

man whats that jizzle quizzle?

by gasco June 22, 2003

Jizzle-queef

1: The physical act of ejaculating in a womans vagina and then immediately having the woman queefing the sperm directly back onto any location of the males person.

So I gave Johnny a jizzle-queef last night.

Bro, last night Bethany jizzle-queefed on me.

by Amxkool August 4, 2011

Jizzle

Created from the words jizz and sparkle. Used to describe something great or someone that is good looking.

"Mate that guy is pure Jizzle."
"Did you see TOWIE last night. Sheer jizzle"

by Helz-W17 October 4, 2011

whizzing jizzer

Synonym for "the helicopter"; a sexual act in which the male spins his penis (the "jizzer") in a manner resembling the rotating blades of a helicopter (the "whizzer").

- What's the matter, Julie? That time of the month again? I know something to cheer you up: whizzing jizzer!

- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?

by MacroPhallus October 30, 2012