curse of the black jelly bean

Either bringing bad luck upon yourself or others by mentioning how well things are going.

Brought to public attention during the 1980s in Australia by motor racing legend Dick Johnson who asked commentators not to place the curse on him by mentioning how well he was going in a race.

Commentator: Dick, everything is going well for you in the race today.
Dick: Don't you place the curse of the black jelly bean upon me!

by southcoastreg February 15, 2012

coney island jellyfish

a used condom you find on the beach

Look mom! I found a coney island jellyfish!

by haplopgroup9 July 15, 2015

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish

Misunderstanding a common piece of advice.

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."

by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020

jelly baby

1. An English sweet.
2. The only known fear common to all Daleks

Doctor: "Jelly Baby?"

by Luke August 7, 2003

Pussy Jelly

When a girl's cum stays inside her pussy for about half a day, the next day, it is 'laid' (like an egg) and out comes something that is jello-like.

I touched myself last night and then morning when I went to do it again, I found a ball of pussy jelly.

by abadolie May 22, 2009

jelly monster

Jelly monster is someone who is consumed by jealousy or spends much time in a jealous rage.

Please don't turn into a jelly monster. It's already hard enough to deal with your jealousy.

by downsouthman2 December 10, 2013

Belly Jelly

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach, whereas the "jelly" is a metaphor for the man's ejaculate.

I didn't want to wear a condom, and the girl I was banging wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her some "Belly Jelly."

by DoomDeath August 4, 2009