jerry

Someone who is just so awfully terrible at skiing

"Oh look, he just fell again! That guy is such a jerry!"

by PHerron February 16, 2017

Jerry Garcia

Jerry Garcia was the lead guitarist, vocalist, and spokesman for the the Grateful Dead. Throughout his career, he led the Dead through numerous changes, becoming one of the most famous figures in the history of modern rock and folk. Jerry pursued many side projects, ranging from the bluegrass group Old & in the Way to his folky solo recordings. Garcia stayed active as a member of the Grateful Dead and as a solo performer until his death in 1995.

A music "god" to many of his hippie followers from the 60's-until his death is 1995. A father to many, "Jerry's kid" was a popular bumper sticker during the Grateful Dead years. We lament the death of our beloved Jerry, and we continue to remember him and see the rest of his band, The Dead, tour and put on some great shows. Thingswont be the same, but we gotta keep on truckin'

Nobody stopped thinking about those psychedelic experiences. Once you've been to some of those places, you think, "How can I get back there again but make it a little easier on myself?"
-JERRY GARCIA

by deadhead mama January 24, 2005

Jerky Boys

My heros. Johnny B. and Kamaal. I love you guys!!!!

Frank Rizzo, open yer fuckin' ears jackass!!

by MilkyLicker July 28, 2004

scary jerry

1.To be timid or scared
2.To be scared like Jerry (the mouse) from Tom and Jerry.

1.Why did you not ask your boss for a day off on Inauguration Day? "You're scary jerry!"
2. You're scary jerry for not hollering at that bad slig. She was a 10.

by Millimoe....yes sir! March 26, 2009

Jerky Slicer

While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.

I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.

by Big Dave69 September 19, 2009

Jerry Curl Juice

A chemically strong smelling, oil based African American hair product that was designed for corse textured hair, to help retain the appearance of luster and curl in the 1980's.

I could not stand close to the young man who had the unbearable stench of Jerry curl juice.

by the411 June 15, 2007

Jerry Clown

The nickname of the NY Mets' manager Jerry Manuel, commonly used by Mets fans out of frustration and confusion directed at Jerry's managerial decisions and outlook on the team. During post-game press conferences, Jerry is known for laughing hysterically in a demonic tone at times (even when the team is struggling mightily, thus displaying his clown-like nature). He also has trouble forming coherent sentences as he frequently says, "Um" and "Uh" to the extent by which only few can understand what he is trying to explain.

(Post-game press conference following Mets' loss)

Jerry Manuel: "Well um uh we have to uh um uh get into a uh rhythm uh and uh get the bats going and uh when we uh do um we'll be fine uh trust me...ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Mets fan: "Fire Jerry Clown!!! This guy is delusional!"

by dbmjnets September 6, 2010