jasper

1) A lesbian (of any race...) 2) A common name for pet pigs.

"Get over here, Jasper", said Farmer John.

by Golem was a greedy stripper September 25, 2006

Jaspis

A ship from the Steven Universe, Universe, consisting of the HOMEWORLD gems Lapis and Jasper, see Lasper. Some non-believers say it would be abusive, but most shippers know that Lapis and Jasper are equally evil, and will both enventually (most likely) turn good. Also, there is a sizable difference in, well, size, between them, which makes it rather cute.

Everybody needs a daily dose of Jaspis to be sane.

by PearlmethystandJaspisforeverxX July 28, 2016

Jasper

a jasper is a crazy ass person who doesn't know when to stop talking and always screams at people. He has a small dick
and he's hella weird. He's always high on crack.

Jasper: AKJFHIUNDOUHKADNEIUX

by TheNamesPerson123 March 26, 2019

jasper

An all use term that means beverage.

Mate, pass the jasper, I'm gasping

by gargleflex October 26, 2010

Jasper

A name used to describe a hopeless lover.

Yo man you need to grow some balls and stop being a Jasper!

by Kassanu November 6, 2008

jasper H

the most faily person alive
genraly a person who fails at everything they do in life

lol at that dude he's such a jasper H

by i haza life November 15, 2011

japrat

An oldschool datsun that is sick as fuck bro.

Beau: Oh hey that a nice datsun z would be nicer if it had a paint job.

OV: yea you should get it painted

Kris(z owner): hey fuck you guys japrat bitch.

by Japrat December 12, 2013