Jared

The almighty homosexual

Kids get inside! Jared is cumming!

by Turkey Jerky Tom April 13, 2015

Jared

He works at Subway and has a "Five Dollar Foot Long".

Jared works at Subway

by Idiot801 November 11, 2016

Jared

A person who only cares about his friends and family and the doesn't care about. Always disrespectful and has a bad attitude and doesn't give a fuck what people say about him. Always laugh at the bad things!

Jared is a careless person

by Hajsh November 30, 2018

Jared

a massive whore

Stop being such a whore, Jared.

by miath August 11, 2018

Jared

An introverted person, also nice and perverted. Likes to fool his friends for entertaining purposes. Also known as Loki (God of Mischief). Like to look a at women in there vulnerable moments...

Jared made a fool out of us but we realized it was a joke later

by Mineta October 1, 2018

Jared

The stupid ass Jew everyone's cool with. That kids got more problems than a mental patient. Usually known as the drug dealer because he's getting rid of all those prescriptions mommy has him on. Nice guy though

"Damn Jareds drunk again"?

by Autobon946 March 31, 2017

Jared

A two timing jerk who will never own up to his mistakes.
A liar
A player
Not worth anyone's time.
Probably one of the most immature guys alive.
Addicted to porn and treats women like they're disposable objects that should do his will.
Whines all day about his stupid not-problems.
Don't even think for a second he'll do anything that be promises.
King of nothing except cancelling plans and asking for nudes.

Small. Finishes in two seconds.
A terrible person with no skills when it comes to giving a woman an orgasm.

Dude: Have you talked to Jared?

Girl: No. Maybe when he decides to grow some balls and figures out what it's like to be a real man.

Jared: I tried to text you last night
Girl: Yeah? No, you didn't

P.S. F*ck you.

by ExamineWHATyouTOLERATE May 18, 2016