Jasper

A really hot lad. Very athletic and funny. He will lie if he has to, and never judge you. Perfection! There’s a Jasper in my class and he’s dang good at everything! So smart! 💗💗💗

Girl 1: Jasper likes me!!
Girl 2: Yeah right, Shelly!
Girl 3: Who do you think you are?
Girl 1: There he comes!!

Girl 2 and 3: Jaws drop.
Jasper: Hey Shelly! Let’s talk at lunch!

Girl 2: I’m so sorry, master!
Girl 3: Forgive me, my lord!

by ShellyThyGrandAbbotJindao September 3, 2019

Jasper Juice Box

When someone urinates and ejaculates into a persons anus and sucks it out slowly with a straw.

(Darren)..I heard rod had a Jasper juice box last night ?

(Dylan)..Ya I heard Brian farted and the juice started comming through Rod's nose.

by Dylan Wilson February 12, 2008

Jaspery

Major Wimp, Flake Out, Wussy, Someone who is afraid to be outgoing!

Ugh, He's such a freakin jaspery!

She's Not gonna fight me, she's a jaspery!

by keelers&oreo July 13, 2009

jpaper

Paper used to roll a joint and to smoke weed.

I need some jpaper to roll my joint.

by weeedsmokahhh April 18, 2011

Jappeh

The hole in the end of the penis.

"You know what'd make me 'appy? A finger tup jappeh."
"TUP JAPPEH TUP POOP-SHAFT TUP EVERYTHING"

by Awesome People! September 8, 2011

jasper fleming

the coolest person in da world the best biathlon person i know and he's a preety, darn, lit person.(thats his catchphrase)

jasper fleming is preety darn lit!

by booboo higgens April 20, 2018

Jaspered

You’re sat in the barbour’s chair and he gets a little too close so his penis brushes against your arm

He jaspered me again. I’m never going back!

by Urban fox August 24, 2018