Janken

The Japanese name for rock-paper-scissors.

Janken is horribly overrated in anime.

by BLARG man October 18, 2004

jaked

v/adj.
1. to be extremely intoxicated
2. to get fucked over
3. to be a mcmillen
4. to get caught out by the po po or to be not stealth as to lead to getting caught out by dem po-po.

yo libby, you are so J4L (jaked for life)

by aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii November 6, 2008

Jacked Off

When the protagonist of the TV series 24, Jack Bauer, kills someone who had a name in the show.

Ha, I'm so happy that wench Dana Walsh antagonist got Jacked Off

by ThatGuyWithTheHook May 4, 2010

Jankety

Adj. (Jank-i-tee)
To be of poor quality, appearance, or run down. Is used interchangeably with "ghetto."

Look at his jankety ass shoes; you can see his toes hanging out.

by Mr. Eponymous November 9, 2007

jankers

military punishment: punishment for a serviceman or servicewoman who has committed a military offense

'He was up in front of the OC (Officer Commanding - usually a Company Commander (Major)) and got 7 days jankers"

by BillW April 23, 2006

Janke

A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.

I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.

by RaptorHayzus May 7, 2009

Jaked

To be dropped off at a random location, not by choice.

Jake: man that bitch made out with some one right in front of me
Matt: So what did you do?
Jake: I dropped that bitch off at a gas station
Matt: hahaha man that bitch got jaked

by awesimo April 24, 2010