Jabboe

Another name for one's penis.

That new neighbor girl sure is lookin' good, I might just have to go over and give her some of this big jabboe.

by Shardo December 14, 2016

Jabboa

A group of boys and 1 girl that don't look like they should not be friends but in the desperate times they become friends as all their other classmates are nerdy miss fits with big boi dom sucking up the chair in his mega ass crack or special ed singing the Mario theme tune to himself. A Jabbo group would need to be filled with a posh tea drinking chav who is the loudest eater you'll ever hear, A socially awkward boy who walks like a penguin, an aggressive cunt whos a huge fuckboy as he flirts with anyone and everyone despite having a girlfriend just in case his current relationship fucks up, a spinless motorhead who gets controlled by their girlfriend and smokes 50 a day to hide the pain but also gives away free tobacco to anyone and everyone who asks as he just wants friends the 5th person in the group is the good looking one, the prince charming if you will. Despite him seeming normal in public once he's out of the public eye and you are 1-on-1 he is the weirdest person of the group. The final person would be someone that from a distance seems innocent and a teacher's pet in many ways but once you get to know them they are very dark and slightly slutty.

Did you see that Jabboa on the corner?

by Jabboa November 5, 2018

Jabbul

A person who is known as a King who rules the world, Jabbul is a god like person who people wish they could be like. He is most commonly known as ‘King Jabbul’ ‘Jabbul The Great’ and ‘Lord Jabbul’

‘Wow i really wish I could be like Jabbul’
‘I know right he is so cool’

by KingJabbul February 9, 2020

Mandarin finger jabbing

The mandarin finger jabbing is a science between jabbing your finger up a woman's pussy and squinting your eyes right up on the woman's tities. To perform this act you must be very brave and flexible.

When Tyron came out of the bedroom with his eyes closed, we all knew that he was performing the legendary Mandarin Finger jabbing.

by Hotdogeater4222 December 7, 2016

jabberjaws

a person that sucks dick

we call her jabberjaws

by Reginald March 17, 2004

Republican Jabberwocky Syndrome

(noun) The use of nonsense words or misuse of actual words to create or exaggerate threats for political gain.

Did you hear Sarah Palin talking about death panels on CNN today? Seriously, what is her deal?

She suffers from Republican Jabberwocky Syndrome, don't be so insensitive.

by James Carville's Cajun Accent July 2, 2010

Jobby Jabber

To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).

"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"

by pierjumpmental March 11, 2008