Instadrama

drama that comes from people arguing or trolling your Instagram comment board.

Wow, Sam really causes a shit storm of instadrama when he posted a picture of his wife's cleavage.

by HypnotoadAZ April 9, 2015

insta-jerking

Not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy masturbates to selfies of his crush on Instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional porn.

I was gonna ask her out but she caught me insta-jerking so theres like, no chance.

by Corprate Incorperated Co. January 31, 2016

insta couple

An insta couple is that annoying couple that constantly posts perfect relationship pictures, making everyone else around them look like slobs. They can range from cute selfies, to couples workouts, to romantic travel pictures.

"Ugh Jamie and Louise are so annoying. Do they have to post everything they do online?"
"I know, they're such an insta couple."

by queenofmean June 19, 2016

insta-bitch

An instant bitch. Calm, cool, cute, and collected at first, but say one wrong word and it's INSTA-BITCH!

-Geez Glyde, stop being such an insta-bitch.
-You. Shut up. And get out of my house!

by Mercury March 30, 2005

Instabitch

A girl who posts on social media about her life problems to her 1000 followers that don't give a shit.

Damn. This girl keeps spamming my page with her problems. What an instabitch.

by The professa October 28, 2014

Insta-friend

The most annoying people in existence and usually leave you guilt-ridden when you get rid of them. Usually are people who you have no interest in gaining any form of relationship with, but one friendly remark and you have a new buddy.

EXAMPLE 1

Terry: *Sitting on the bus*

Hoit: Hey Terry, nice shoes

Terry: Uh, yeah...thanks...

Hoit: OH MY GOD we are exactly alike

Terry thinks: Goddammit insta-friend...

EXAMPLE 2:

Jack: Hey Josh, do these stick-

Josh: STFU GTFO

Jame: Hey man, wtf that was harsh

Josh: I don't need another insta-friend

by The PBEEF October 1, 2009

Instafam

A term used to refer to your followers on Instagram.

'Did you see that iconic photo I took yesterday of my patented gourmet beans on toast recipe?'
'Fuck that shit, I wouldn't join your Instafam if you payed me bruv'

'Finally reached 20,000 followers, big luv to all my Instafam!'

by keiranmerrick August 13, 2014