by Kizzeaton December 11, 2009

An arrangement of phalanges attached by connective tissue to a carnival worker's wrists. Typically small in nature and having the aroma of cabbage.
Luke: Last night I got jerked off by a carnie.
Dan: Wow, how was it?
Luke: Amazing. My cock looked huge in his tiny cabbage hands.
Dan: Wow, how was it?
Luke: Amazing. My cock looked huge in his tiny cabbage hands.
by handjibbers June 30, 2017

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Selling a stock or a item, when it is starting to lose value instead of holding it and waiting for it to go up again.
Jerry sold his Bitcoin when it was at 10,000$ because it had a huge dip. Ben kept his Bitcoin stock even after the dip, and now has lots of money. Jerry has paper hands.
by Mattsit February 13, 2021

My left hand is my paddle hand.
Hey braaaahhh. How's your mom's paddle hand.
Carl can't beat off for a while cause he broke his paddle hand.
Hey braaaahhh. How's your mom's paddle hand.
Carl can't beat off for a while cause he broke his paddle hand.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

by SneakerHeadAJ December 4, 2010

an ability commonly used by paladins in role-playing games, that heals you on someone else for a large amount of health. usable generally once every in-game day.
by Dalsson January 10, 2009
