ear monocle

a radio headset for only one ear which usually comes with a lanyard, most likely to be seen at tennis tournaments.

With his eyes fixed on his favorite player in a dramatic match on Centre Court, the tennis fan listened to tournament radio with his ear monocle to hear updates on how her rival was faring on the other side of the grounds.

by olympic1896 March 12, 2019

cell ear

a red and swollen ear on only one side of the head - from holding a stupid cell phone up to it all day long.

I had to start using my speakerphone because my cell ear got so bad.

by tanker177 January 27, 2011

ear boned

The action of one who gets fucked in the ear.

Hey Jack, get that dog away from your head before you get ear boned.

by Cheri cox December 21, 2017

Pig Ear

A Well defined Vagina

That's one mighty fine looking pig ear you have there

by The Dermotologist October 20, 2013

ear fart

When you put your hand on your ear and push it makes a fart

Makayla put her hand on my ear and I had a ear fart

by Harley skeen October 17, 2017

flatmate's ear

The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.

'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'

by Andrew Doughty May 03, 2008

Ear Spouge

Is a very aromatic oily substance found at the ear crack which smells similar to toe jam.

ear spouge

by Lover Doll January 05, 2014