Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
Get the Things I think while I shitmug. by Furlite July 28, 2025
Get the Leader of the new ward is waiting so get Oli to Type while ima waitingmug. A Couple Whiles is a phrase that I made up when I was like 5. It combines “In a couple minutes” and “In a little while” to form “In a Couple Whiles”
It means “Later”, “In a bit”, etc.
It means “Later”, “In a bit”, etc.
by uhc207 January 30, 2022
Get the A Couple Whilesmug. What you say to your helper-buddy shortly after starting out on a tedious task that has shown itself to be a lot more complicated, slow-progressing, and/or time-consuming than you'd originally expected, or to a delinquent or other emotionally/mentally-challenged client who is unable/unwilling to just give you simple straight answers.
Dr. Phil: Let's talk about your childhood.
Madea: (with cheeky cheerfulness) Let's talk about YOUR childhood.
Dr. Phil: Okay, let's try a different approach. Do you sleep well at night?
Madea (breezily): Do YOU sleep well at night?
Dr. Phil: Sigh... gonna be here a while!
Madea: (with cheeky cheerfulness) Let's talk about YOUR childhood.
Dr. Phil: Okay, let's try a different approach. Do you sleep well at night?
Madea (breezily): Do YOU sleep well at night?
Dr. Phil: Sigh... gonna be here a while!
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
Get the Sigh... gonna be here a whilemug. the art of playing disc golf while under the influence of ghanja. Usually leads to mass amounts of trees around the course to be hit by an astray disc. You can tell if a player around you is playing this way if:
1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him
1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him
That guy sucks ass. He's most likely smokin trees while tokin trees" "why else would you come out here?
by Stay thirsty my friends November 25, 2011
Get the smokin trees while tokin treesmug. While you were wasting time
While you were yitten yatten spitten and spatten I was washing the dishes.
by anonymous April 8, 2022
Get the While you were Yitten yatten spitten and spattenmug. Verb (common spellings: "While Up", "Wil' Up)
To contribute, engage in, or initiate a 'next level' party atmosphere at any/all social gatherings (eg. BBQ, wedding, pub, club, etc.) Term originates from a UK born gentleman (Guyanese decent) residing in the Greater Toronto Area. Actions associated, not exclusively, are usually of a sexual nature, sometimes provocative, but usually well intended and fun natured. It can be part of overall lifestyle or specific to a particular calendar event.
To contribute, engage in, or initiate a 'next level' party atmosphere at any/all social gatherings (eg. BBQ, wedding, pub, club, etc.) Term originates from a UK born gentleman (Guyanese decent) residing in the Greater Toronto Area. Actions associated, not exclusively, are usually of a sexual nature, sometimes provocative, but usually well intended and fun natured. It can be part of overall lifestyle or specific to a particular calendar event.
"You coming to Jerry's party?"
"All the time, time to while up, guy"
"When this soca session ends, we while up big time"
"All the time, time to while up, guy"
"When this soca session ends, we while up big time"
by GaryGrice January 27, 2021
Get the While Upmug.