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Imprichment

Hatriot: Imprichment will not get Trump out of office!
David Pakman: I agree
by WeedTree September 8, 2019
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Impressex

Person 1: Damn girl that was some impressex
Person 2: fr tho
Person 3: I’m saying

(it was a threesome guys)
by Lilyishot August 19, 2022
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Imprint

In Twilight, a werewolf imprints on the person he or she loves. It means they'll be by their side forever and love them forever. They imprint by scratching you i think
Jacob IMPRINTED on Renesmee
I just IMPRINTED on the one i love
He IMPRINTED on me
IMPRINT on me
by MrsCullen January 17, 2009
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An ancient phrase beginning time of Muhammed and Gabriel of ancient Islam history. It means, upon last night I most certainly had sexual intercourse with all members of you interelated family. A horrible insult.
Gabriel: Before I give you the recitings of God, I must tell you that I put the impin' in the pimpin' last night.
Muhammed: Surely not all of them in one night!?!?
Gabriel: Fo' shizzle my nizzle.
by Imac December 21, 2003
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Impregnator

A viciously sexual predatory beast. Always has the urge to have unprotected sex, and carries it out between 13 - 666 times a day, each with a different woman. A virgin girl would lose her innocence in mere seconds, just through plain eye contact with one, and girls as young as 2 are rumoured to have had to take contraceptives after being in the same room as one. On the off-chance you happen to involve in sexual activities with one and they do use a condom, that will still not be enough to protect you from the might of a horny impregnator.

Sometimes (rarely) people with testicles are also referred to as impregnators for their ability to impregnate, however it is inappropriate to use it in this manner and generally only older people will use it like this.
Luther: "Mum get down! He's here!"
Mum: "Who!?"
Luther: (ominously) "The impregnator"

Polly: "I'm honestly think that we should have children"
Milan: "Wow! What a great coincidence!" (smugly) "You know I'm quite the impregnator"

Old Boy Scout Leader: "Good morning impregnators!
by Mr. Death and Suicide January 23, 2020
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pinpoint impression toy

A interesting contraption that was probably invented with the intention of becoming an amazing 3D device, but now can usually found in the 25 cent toy section in Walmart. It can be identified as a grid or pan of needles (ranging from silver, to neon depending on how much you want to spend on a half-hour’s worth of entertainment). When a hand or face or some other convex object is placed underneath, the needles rise to form an impression of said object.
“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of my grandma’s face!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of me bum!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of a turnip!”
by Komical September 29, 2009
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imprisionate

v. to hold in prison; imprison; n. imprisionation
They should be imprisonated.
by Bill Lee June 20, 2004
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