by StenchySocks January 2, 2017
Get the illiteratary mug.Leading another person to believe that you are unable to read or write for the purpose of gaining sympathy from that person. This may lead to feelings of embarrassment/bewilderment on the part of the illipulated person. The illipulator will generally feel amusement and may gain favors as a result of this fabrication.
Stan totally illipulated the waiter so the poor guy had to read the entire menu out loud. What an ass.
She wanted to give me a book so I told her I was still trying to learn how to read. I felt a little guilty about illipulating her but then she kept the book and I got laid!
She wanted to give me a book so I told her I was still trying to learn how to read. I felt a little guilty about illipulating her but then she kept the book and I got laid!
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A badass chick that will beat you senseless or love you regardless. She's a queen and a hella funny, when she wants to. Keep your illiyahs close, you'll need them.
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How people as dumb as Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene became members of congress is beyond me. They must be members of the Illiterati.
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Get the ILLITERATE COCKROACHES mug.When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.
Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.
"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian
"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian
"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
by Caityj August 27, 2013
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