illipulate

Leading another person to believe that you are unable to read or write for the purpose of gaining sympathy from that person. This may lead to feelings of embarrassment/bewilderment on the part of the illipulated person. The illipulator will generally feel amusement and may gain favors as a result of this fabrication.
Stan totally illipulated the waiter so the poor guy had to read the entire menu out loud. What an ass.

She wanted to give me a book so I told her I was still trying to learn how to read. I felt a little guilty about illipulating her but then she kept the book and I got laid!
by pescadoree April 07, 2018
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