CORPSE HUSBAND

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE HE BREATHED OMFG I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT CORPSE HUSBAND GUYS STOP ASKING ABOUT HIS FACE HE'S LIKE ME HE HAS ANXIETY I'M LITERALLY HIM!!!! STOP HATING ON CORPSE!!!

'I FUCKING LOVE CORPSE HUSBAND'

by spokesbruh April 26, 2021

pre-husband

The state that a man is in after he has gotten engaged but before he ties the knot

I'm quite happy being here alone with my pre-husband.

by The Sidhe June 16, 2007

Animal Husbandry

The act of building strong relationships with animals, oftentimes involving marriage.

David- Keith just got married to his Pygmy Blue Whale that he spent the last year courting with krill-filled tea infuser!

John- Hurray for Obama and Animal Husbandry!

by Trollololol89 February 21, 2012

Corpse Husband

Daddy. Corpse Husband means daddy.

-Hey! Who is Corpse Husband? I saw his Yt!
-Daddy.Corpse is daddy.

by my full name October 15, 2020

husband's ear

inattentiveness to what his wife is saying.

He can hear the ballgame on the TV but not even realize his wife is talking to him--He has husband's ear. Also see mother's ear.

by Una Malachica February 13, 2008

Helicopter husband

A husband that does not allow a wife to go anywhere freely except back and forth to work. One that does not show her attention accept when it’s in the bedroom

If Matt wasn’t a helicopter husband I would be able to go to the grocery store by myself

by Insurance Daddy January 19, 2018

husbando

A horrible, incorrect way of saying husband in Spanish, typically by people who do not know the language and are grasping at straws, are speakers of Spanglish, or who are trying to make a joke.

Girl 1: I no have no husbando, okayo?
Spanish speaker: Que?

by ParadiseElement May 8, 2014