human dildo

a person, male or female, who is so good at pleasuring his or her partner that they no longer require a dildo or vibrator to pleasure themselves.
Often a borderline nymphomaniac, the human dildo is an exceptional and sought-after lover.
A good human dildo is just happy to be there, selfless, patient, and thorough in his or her ministrations. Usually produces multiple orgasms.

Girl: "oh WOW! Remember that geeky guy I went out with last night? Well, I wasn't really into him until we started fooling around and he ate me out while finger fucking me at the same time! I have never been so turned on in my life, he knew all my pleasure buttons and wouldn't rush things, even when I was begging him for more! Then, he found my G-spot. Oh. My. God. I lost count after the first 20 orgasms! I could barely walk this morning!"

Friend: "LUCKY! You found a human dildo! Keep that one!

by Aphrodisia February 19, 2008

Humans

When God decided to destroy the world.

What better thing to send in than humans?

by Blue Ruse August 8, 2006

human octopus

The entity created by the act of coitus. So named because the resulting entity has eight human appendages.

Dude, I'm totally traumatized. I went over to my parents' house for dinner and I walked in on them making the human octopus.

by JC Not Christ October 17, 2008

Human pet

A human who sees them selves as a pet, Often a loved one such as a significant other being their master. Wears leashes, collars and are lead around by their master on the leash. Can be male or female.

The goth human pet and her fiance were kicked off of a bus because she wore a collar and leash.

by Lusha Drackoness January 11, 2011

humaraffe

a person taller than 6" 2" a mix of the words "human" and "giraffe".

as in "basket ball players are taller than most average people, they are humaraffes

by nikki bygrave January 22, 2009

Humanzie

A cross between a human and chimpanzee; a filthy person who is incredibly annoying.

Courtney: Shut the **** up, you little humanzie!

by monmothma7 April 22, 2009

humanships

n. The relationships between humans on a level that recognizes the similarities inherent in all peoples.

We recognize today that the most important relationships in this world are the humanships that we all share, such as the need to love, live, and prosper.

by vtwoogs January 6, 2009