i saw the hottest girl ever on the beach wearing a thong i became horny and pinched her there and she said come with me i went and we were doing it all night she had the sexiest boobs ever
by im too sexy May 26, 2008
Get the hornymug. Bryan: come on, let's go or we are gonna be late for the Warriors game!
Burger: yo, calm down horny. i'm almost done.
or
burger:i'm so horny to meet this girl.
bryan: damn homie, calm the fuk down, or you gonna look desparate!
Burger: yo, calm down horny. i'm almost done.
or
burger:i'm so horny to meet this girl.
bryan: damn homie, calm the fuk down, or you gonna look desparate!
by PHATBURGER December 29, 2007
Get the hornymug. I had a Russian chick on my bed once. She was wearing a white translucent evening gown. I saw her and was very happy to see her reveal her boobs and stuf She was also happy to see an American guy like me hot!
We became ude ad had sex! I literally ate her up. She sucked my dick.
We were busy and she likes my cock
currently she's suckig ma cock
she really turns you horny
We became ude ad had sex! I literally ate her up. She sucked my dick.
We were busy and she likes my cock
currently she's suckig ma cock
she really turns you horny
by Gauravi May 14, 2011
Get the hornymug. by mfmjrd January 13, 2008
Get the hornymug. When you want to have sex so badly.
She looked him in the eyes so want are e gonna do? she asked while lying on his bed. Well what do you want to do? idk. fuck i guess? she said He looked at her with a big grin. He threw him self on the bed grabbing the condom by his bedside table. she unbuttoned his shirt revealing his abs. do it she said he pulled down his pants revealing his monster cock at least 10 inchs she unzipped her jeans and took her panties of. He slowly licked her clit like it was a juicy lollipop then proceeded to finger here so deep hitting her G-spot and then shoving his cock down there. her screaming in pleasure
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah they both said as they both had an orgasm
She looked him in the eyes so want are e gonna do? she asked while lying on his bed. Well what do you want to do? idk. fuck i guess? she said He looked at her with a big grin. He threw him self on the bed grabbing the condom by his bedside table. she unbuttoned his shirt revealing his abs. do it she said he pulled down his pants revealing his monster cock at least 10 inchs she unzipped her jeans and took her panties of. He slowly licked her clit like it was a juicy lollipop then proceeded to finger here so deep hitting her G-spot and then shoving his cock down there. her screaming in pleasure
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah they both said as they both had an orgasm
by asdfghjkl2345 May 12, 2019
Get the hornymug. by evil pixie December 28, 2005
Get the hornymug. I am the most horny person you`ll ever meet
I was 20 years-old and didn't know what to do with those looks when they cropped up in unlikely places, from the eyes of men 16 years my senior. Especially from men who had spent a semester working through my first drafts and schooling me on the merits of Borges. I had enjoyed the look just as much as it terrified me.
The first email from him came after our end of the semester fiction reading. It was filled with typical what-are-you-doing-this-summer formalities, only amplified. . Would you mind taking a look at this piece I wrote?" As I read, my eyes had welled up with tears. I was taken aback, and since I'd spent all semester admiring the mind of this odd yet wise writing professor, I was intrigued.
Your hips remind me of my ex-girlfriend's hips.
The next email from him was equally generous, including the promised draft of a story he was hoping to market to literary journals. But then, at the very end, was a faint hint of what I'd always seen after class. "Your hips remind me of my ex-girlfriend's hips." A small thrill went through me. I foolishly typed back about my new salad dressing recipe, what I'd been working on, how Pale Fire was fucking impossible to get through (the irony that I was reading Nabakov that summer isn't lost on me).
I was 20 years-old and didn't know what to do with those looks when they cropped up in unlikely places, from the eyes of men 16 years my senior. Especially from men who had spent a semester working through my first drafts and schooling me on the merits of Borges. I had enjoyed the look just as much as it terrified me.
The first email from him came after our end of the semester fiction reading. It was filled with typical what-are-you-doing-this-summer formalities, only amplified. . Would you mind taking a look at this piece I wrote?" As I read, my eyes had welled up with tears. I was taken aback, and since I'd spent all semester admiring the mind of this odd yet wise writing professor, I was intrigued.
Your hips remind me of my ex-girlfriend's hips.
The next email from him was equally generous, including the promised draft of a story he was hoping to market to literary journals. But then, at the very end, was a faint hint of what I'd always seen after class. "Your hips remind me of my ex-girlfriend's hips." A small thrill went through me. I foolishly typed back about my new salad dressing recipe, what I'd been working on, how Pale Fire was fucking impossible to get through (the irony that I was reading Nabakov that summer isn't lost on me).
by Queen of Bitch fit September 17, 2016
Get the hornymug.