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Hortonite

The branding given to children who attend Horton hichschool in Nova Scotia, Canada.

The Hortonite boys are known for their extremely small testicles which are usually accompanied by an extremely small penis.

The hortonite girls are all skanky skanky hoes unless, of course, they too have a penis.
"The Hortonite hockey team sucked hole and they all had small testicles"

"The hortonite girls are skanky skanky hoes"
by Suck_My_Nkec January 24, 2005
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hormonally hijacked

An erratic state of being characterized by passing, intermittent fits and outbursts, temper tantrums or volatile mood swings, which fluctuate at regular, fairly predictable intervals and whose origin is rooted in hormonal biochemistry.
Since she's pregnant, I guess I'm supposed to forgive her for being so hormonally hijacked, but... dude, that was like The Exorcist back there.

My girlfriend's a totally cool chick the rest of the month, but man, when she's on her rag... makes me wanna leave town for a couple of days. That broad gets straight hormonally hijacked. Invasion Of The Body Snatchers-style.

You almost can't expect teenaged boys to behave as though they're thinking clearly, considering how hormonally-hijacked they become during those formative years.
by TheGoldenMuse May 12, 2010
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Hormonal Chernobyl

The condition that results when a female who desperately needs to be on mood-stabilizing medication gets pregnant before being able to do so.
Her hormonal state was far past that of pms and she knew she needed head-meds. Before she could go on the head-meds she got knocked up, turning everything she came in contact with into a Hormonal Chernobyl for the next nine long months.
by LolaLaLola November 22, 2011
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Horton the Elephant

A character in several Dr. Seuss books, as well as one of the main characters in Seussical! the Musical.

Usually played by sexy badasses who have amazing hair.
If I had to tap an elephant, it would definitely be Horton the Elephant. That is one sexy bitch.
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Hormony

"Have you seen Lesley today? She's very hormony."
"What's that?"
"Hormonal and Horny"
by Mar&Lesley November 1, 2016
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Horion Continued

Horion continued is the new best windows10 Minecraft client right after Horion!
The discord server is the place to download it and it's the best in the books right now...

If you have any thoughts that say "Damn this is too good to be true... It has to be a virus or a trojan"
Then you my friend are most likely a Smooth Brained individual!

Dont be stupid download Horion Continued now
Join the discord at .gg/horion
The text below said it cant be blank, but why blank? i wrote blank 3 times now and no one is stopping me...

<-------- You wanna know what is wrote there? Nothing, it's blank

Can't do shit
"Horion Continued is the GOAT"
by Fax_Spitter January 7, 2022
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Overactive Hormone Syndrome

When someone has a tendency of freaking out over nothing
"Dude, look at Jenny. She totally has overactive hormone syndrome!"

"I know! Man, she acts like that everyday!
by black_rose18 October 18, 2010
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