by Fredvegas October 21, 2007
girls who dont have shower facilities or ample to shower would simply clean their tits, pits and pussy just like a hooker would after a performing a (trick).
Shit suzy, We're late for class and I gotta shower, fuck showering i only got time for a hooker wash
by limer March 04, 2005
The act of shooting prostitutes through the window of a moving vehicile. Usually with a fully automatic airsoft/paintball gun.
by hookerhunter June 27, 2009
Hooker: Hey cracka! You wouldn't happen to want a good dick sucking would you?
Trick: Your hooker magic won't work on me!
Trick: Your hooker magic won't work on me!
by Austin Lebamoff March 28, 2007
guy1: i forgot my ipod! FUUUCK
guy2: its not the end of the world though.
guy1: but i need something plugged in my ears!
guy2: pssh music hooker
guy2: its not the end of the world though.
guy1: but i need something plugged in my ears!
guy2: pssh music hooker
by fuckturd July 28, 2010
Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."
Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
by lord doom August 18, 2007
According to the late comedian George Carlin, the hooker's bath is the act of cleaning only the following body parts:
1. Armpits
2. Asshole
3. Teeth
4. Crotch
1. Armpits
2. Asshole
3. Teeth
4. Crotch
by MadMark255 February 18, 2017