Hooksting

When a pirate fist with the wrong hand

"I accedently killed my sailorboy last night"
"How?"
"Hooksting"
"I see captain"

by Vikt0303 February 12, 2019

hoffering

it’s when my teacher mrs hoffer cry’s start using the word

student-oh mrs hoffer stop hoffering

by runner200( June 29, 2019

Hovering

v. hovering, the act of asking, in a way that annoys another, by trying to get answers out of someone regarding comments and statements made by that other, trying to get an answer you want out of someone.

Boy: Nah, you’re pretty cool, I guess.

Girl: What do you mean by “I guess”?

Boy: Nothing, don’t worry..

Girl: Alright.

-10 minutes go by-
Girl: what did ya mean by I guess?

Boy: You’re hovering.

by anelly923 February 5, 2020

Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

Howsering

The act of ordering fish sticks and sirloins for dinner and speaking exclusively about SEO strategies on a night out with the boyz.

Waiter:” and what will you be having sir?”
Customer: “ill have the sirloin with a side of fish sticks”
Waiter:”Im sorry sir but we dont allow any Howsering in this establishment...”

by Dirtbagjoe March 20, 2021

hooking up

Hooking up is not necessarily having sex. However, It can span from making out to having sex

“We hooked up last night”
“Did you fuck?”
“No, hooking up doesn’t mean we fucked. We just made out and dry humped”

by Joseph mama 69 November 25, 2021

Hookeritis

Suffering or recovering from any storm of infectious diseases one would contract in the act and/or work of hooking ; see also: hookering , hooking, slanging the kitty, I.e. prostitution.

*+Items must be cleansed and sanitized to disinfect the virus from the object or premises.**

1. I had to re-disinfect my bong for hookeritis, after that skank ho put her lips on it.

2. I was bound to get hookeritis twerking and grinding all up on exert cutie on the dance floor.

by MamaBel31 November 21, 2022