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trojan helemet

Occurs when one of your friends has drank excessively and has passed out, this is when the magic happens you know place the nut sack directly on top of the passed out drunkard's eyes then laying ones penis on the top of the nose resembling a trojan helemet.
We gave chad a trojan helemet after he passed out on wine coolers and light beer.
by Dr.Montabon November 5, 2007
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Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.
My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.
by Libertine October 3, 2005
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Mount Saint Helens

When you shart and jizz at the same time.
Me and my GF just got back from Bernies Burritos and things got a little steamy in my car and in mid thrust I had a Mount Saint Helens. She then proceeded to lick my butthole.
by Merrick and Smitty January 28, 2010
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Helenomics

Taking tax dollars from lower and middle income folks in order to fund massive construction projects that benefit the well connected wealthy. In turn the well connected wealthy make sizeable political contributions to the politician in question.
The theory of Helenomics was created by Helen Shiller, the alderman of the 46th Ward of Chicago - you skim $125,000,000 in incremental property tax revenue from the county's coffers to build low, very low, and extremely low income housing projects, giving the government contracts to your cronies and friends, who then turn around and donate large sums of money back into your political campaigns.
by WhatTheHelen December 8, 2006
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helengrad

The new name for the Uptown, Chicago neighborhood, should Helen Shiller win re-election in February of 2007.
In order to accentuate the communist and socialist leanings of Alderman Helen Shiller, we will rename Uptown and the 46th ward of Chicago "Helengrad".
by What The Helen November 25, 2006
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helena grace

A person so awesome and loving that she fills peoples hearts with joy. She is usually very good looking and has a good sense of humor.
funny cool loving Helena grace
by Haha I'm a beast December 3, 2013
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Helel

A new, swaggy word for "Hell"

You can thank my friend for this
What the Helel
by CryptidKion June 22, 2016
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