John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

Hemerage

something exceedingly gay

by Lith May 14, 2003

heimerdinger

A league of legends character added back in 2009 as one of the original champions

Heimerdinger really carried that game

by nutellachan September 29, 2021

Hemeroid Hitman

A term used to describe the pounding of the ass and roids of one homo by another homo causing death to the first homo's hemoroids.

Eric is a contract "hemeroid Hitman".

Eric assinated Raul's hemeroids last night

by TBAG321 February 15, 2009

heme

A word to express general concern, discontent, struggle, or frustration.

I have so much work to do. Heme.

by madz$ December 10, 2011

half-heimers

when a married couple is working on a half of a brain.

Our half-heimers is working because I forgot to buy wine at the store but he remembered.

by Imakokopelli October 19, 2010

Bree Renee Hebert

The love of my life. A sweethearted, young lady. A girl you wanna marry. She is the perfect girl and can make any cloudy sky turn gray. She lights up the room with her smile. She is very loving, not always confident. She admires love as well as love admires her. She is a VERY caring person and will have you at love at first sight. She is everything you could ask for in a girl and will ALWAYS have you smiling, laughing, and happy. Don't let her go.

Bree Renee Hebert, will you marry me?
Bree Renee Hebert your so amazing.

by CourtFreshhh November 11, 2011