your such a heiser

when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.

brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler

by definemyass October 3, 2005

heafer

one who is a follower of the Lord Heafer. Usually heafers are fat, stupid, or gay. The Lord Heafer is fat.

Alex the retarted

by Mike D. December 15, 2003

Heffer

A fat girl that is befriended only for the purposes of using her to get to her hott friendss

Hey You Fat Disgutsting Heffer how about you invite ur hot friends over so i can pick them up while you lik my ass

by A Person That Knows One June 3, 2006

Heffer

Stephanie (dirty ho)

Stephanie the heffer

by whoo kid May 4, 2005

half-heimers

when a married couple is working on a half of a brain.

Our half-heimers is working because I forgot to buy wine at the store but he remembered.

by Imakokopelli October 19, 2010

heuferelementarymydear

heuferelementarymydear means hugh hefner believes its well easy my dear

thats heuferelementarymydear

by natahana February 6, 2009

heffer111

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by notchadypuweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 6, 2003