headonner

A person (or plural: headonners, people) who does your head in. Or, drives you crazy.

A: *constantly says someone is stupid/fat/ugly etc...*
Other person: *gets their head done in*...You're such a headonner!

by none of September 2, 2008

headonked

Headonked is the process of performing oral sex or foreplay with a man's sexual organs (including transvestites).

There are a few different forms of the work headonk

1. headonk
2. headonked
3. headonking

How was the headonking last night?

Dude, last night my girl gave me the best headonk ever!

Last night my girld headonked me not once but twice!

by Juan Pierre January 21, 2008

headeratroth

"someone who gives a blowjob, and all you feel is the partner's teeth."

man last night stacia gived me a blowjob and all i felt headeratroth.

by leuang515 December 1, 2009

Headers

A slang term for a certain student district in Leeds, UK.

Sometimes also referred to as 'Head' if one is feeling particularly sloppy or hungover.

Tom: Would you like to join me for some Pimms?
Tim: Why yes, Tommy, where are you going?

Tom: Headers.

Tim: I'm so hungover.
Tom: Where are you?
Tim: Head.

by Stevie Durham July 15, 2010

Headarsis

a new medical term for having one's head located safely up their own a**

sorry boss, I didn't get that report done as i'm suffering from a semi terminal case of Headarsis. headasheadassasshat

by asshat-thegreat July 28, 2010

headrick

A big ugly birthmark that draws attention away from any positive aspect a person may have; a disturbing discoloration on the arm, face, etc. that grosses people out; anything to force the opposite sex away from a person who claims to look good

Dude why is that guy wearing a mask?
He's probably got a headrick he's trying to hide.
Oh, that's disgusting.

Aren't you going to talk to that girl?

Uh, no. Look at that headrick!
Ew.

by Je t'aime bebe (: October 30, 2011

Headfry

When others fry ones head by way of irritation.

Eg: Children going on and on and on results in headfry!

by Mother of headfry's August 14, 2011