I see dead people having orgasms 

Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.

Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.

I see dead people having orgasms by rperazag June 28, 2010

Having A Monday 

Experiencing one of those all too familiar Mondays full of headaches, bitchiness, and generally shitty luck with everything.

Guy1: Hey man, you have a good weekend?

Guy2: Don't speak. I'm having a Monday dude

Having A Monday by crackfuzz January 10, 2012

nigger hating me 

A man that does not like the presence of black individuals.

Black Reporter: So what do you think of the race problem nowadays?

White man: Roses are red, and violets are blue, and niggers are black, you know that's true. But they don't mind, cause what the heck! You gotta be black to get a welfare check! And the NAACP, would sure like to get a-hold of nigger hating me!

nigger hating me by TheGrandPacerTest April 4, 2017

having a fun time 

Something Kriss isint very good at.

CHRIS GOD DAMNIT, STOP TRYING TO FIND EXPLOITS! we are having a fun time here!

having a fun time by Bootlegboris March 13, 2017

Having a mare 

Having a nightmare but in the day, so it's just a mare since it's in the day.

Basically, another way of saying you're having a living nightmare, ie you're in a really shitty situation.

Today's been AWFUL. I thought my English Literature exam was in the afternoon, but it was actually in the morning. I missed the exam, and now I've been told I've been held back. It's like all my exam-anxiety nightmares came true! I'm truly having a mare!

Having a mare by Lefty Power 123 September 6, 2018

having it

This phrase can mean a lot, perhaps to much. In some circumstances it can be the same as 'have it' but of course 'having it' is somewhat in the present tense.

So perhaps think of 'having it' as a outburst response to having extreme fun, mostly summoned for circumstances of a sexual, drug consuming, party time!

Fucking sweet to the eye balls buddy, I'm having a great time in fact you could say I'm fucking 'Having It' !

I guess I should get my ass in gear, strike up a fattyboombatty and start fucking 'having it'

Shitballs! I heard you had a proper session last night with the local hooksta!
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lol, yeah she was fucking having it.

having it by dat-ting July 9, 2007

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids

Seeing/listening to Hawthorne Heights.

I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids by Lizzeh && Ninja September 4, 2008