A subset of hipster (that does not believe they are hipster) that dresses in REI clothes. Eschewing cigarette pants, fedoras, and veganism, REI hipsters dress in SmartWool tops, Marmot jackets, and jeans, chowing down on the finest bison jerky to fuel their Markleeville Death Ride attempt.
by BarracudaSlayer March 1, 2017
Get the REI Hipster mug.1) One's goal shalt always be in contradiction with one's actions (the Irony Law). The is the foundation of all ye hipsterism, and the law that binds all other laws.
2) Nothing shalt be practical, a hipster shalt do everything for appearances.
2) Finally, a hipster shalt never claim to be a hipster.
2) Nothing shalt be practical, a hipster shalt do everything for appearances.
2) Finally, a hipster shalt never claim to be a hipster.
Ye Application of The Laws of Hipsterism:
#1
Normal Person: Hey you want to go shopping with me?
Hipster female: No, I don't care about how I look.
(Hipster Female shalt then traverse to ye Olde Thrift store where thou shalt spend one full half day looking for garments)
#2
Normal Person: Hey! I like this artist. Their music is good!!
(Thou buys/downloads album to listen to)
Hipster Guy: *No inner monologue, for hipsters do not think consciously for themselves.
(Thou buys Vinyl to show ye others that thou purchases Vinyls.)
#3
Hipster One: I hate hipsters.
Hipster Two: Me too! God! I'm going to write an entry in Olde English and send it into Urban Dictionary that professes my hate for hipsters!!
Hipster One: Right on dude!! Hey you want to go to the thrift store afterwords to go buy records?
Hipster Two: Sorry man, but I can't I'll be pretty busy writing that entry and my fixed gear bike's in the shop right now.
Hipster One: It's cool dude...I...I love you.
Hipster Two: I...I love you too.
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THESE ARE THE RULES TO BE SPREAD FAR ABOVE THE SKY AND ACROSS THE LAND: FOREVER AND EARNESTLY, UN-IRONICALLY AND FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!!!
#1
Normal Person: Hey you want to go shopping with me?
Hipster female: No, I don't care about how I look.
(Hipster Female shalt then traverse to ye Olde Thrift store where thou shalt spend one full half day looking for garments)
#2
Normal Person: Hey! I like this artist. Their music is good!!
(Thou buys/downloads album to listen to)
Hipster Guy: *No inner monologue, for hipsters do not think consciously for themselves.
(Thou buys Vinyl to show ye others that thou purchases Vinyls.)
#3
Hipster One: I hate hipsters.
Hipster Two: Me too! God! I'm going to write an entry in Olde English and send it into Urban Dictionary that professes my hate for hipsters!!
Hipster One: Right on dude!! Hey you want to go to the thrift store afterwords to go buy records?
Hipster Two: Sorry man, but I can't I'll be pretty busy writing that entry and my fixed gear bike's in the shop right now.
Hipster One: It's cool dude...I...I love you.
Hipster Two: I...I love you too.
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THESE ARE THE RULES TO BE SPREAD FAR ABOVE THE SKY AND ACROSS THE LAND: FOREVER AND EARNESTLY, UN-IRONICALLY AND FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!!!
by smellls November 6, 2011
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an expression native to the westcoast of BC used to describe the confusion that arises when you can't tell if someone has spent a lot of money and time, trying to achieve the..."I-just-woke-up-this-morning-and-rolled-out-of-bed-and-didn't-even-look-in-the-mirror look or literally doesn't have a home.
Walking down the street with your girlfriends....
"Hey, check out that dude up there."
"Hm I dunno, homeless or hipster?"
"Oh shit, totally homeless!"
"Hey, check out that dude up there."
"Hm I dunno, homeless or hipster?"
"Oh shit, totally homeless!"
by anthropology217 February 19, 2012
Get the homeless or hipster mug.Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster
by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017
Get the petting the hamster mug.when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life
by CallieHowlter December 26, 2017
Get the Hey, Dan can we get a hamster? mug.What is a hipster fuckfest? Oddly enough, there is nothing sexual about it. It's just a phrase my friends and I have been using for the last 10 years to describe a gathering, place, or scene that is overrun by hipsters, especially the tragically hip variety.
"Hey, want to go see that MGMT show at Holocene?" "Hell, no - that's going to be a hipster fuckfest."
by Pete Best, Graffiti Table February 18, 2008
Get the hipster fuckfest mug.A person who makes being lazy trendy. A hipster gets an easy job and a shaggy looking haircut by rolling out of bed and picking out his clothes from the thrift shop in the dark. Instead of reading the news, a hipster can babble on incessantly about philosophy and art, going from one subject to another sounding seemingly intelligent and full of knowledge, but really being too lazy to coordinate his thoughts.
Greta (to a hipster in a Starbucks)- Wow, I like your American style. I heard that this crazy clothing and modern art book that you're reading are trendy now in American Starbucks.
Dax- I don't know what you're talking about. I just grabbed these clothes upon waking so they are my own look, and this book I foound in a trash dump wandering around today and this coffee shop I just wandered into, it just happens to be a Starbucks.
Dax- I don't know what you're talking about. I just grabbed these clothes upon waking so they are my own look, and this book I foound in a trash dump wandering around today and this coffee shop I just wandered into, it just happens to be a Starbucks.
by Jane Doeski September 24, 2012
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