Hamiel

A Hamiel (otherwise known as Ham) is a specimen who aspires to be a subtle polygamist. They appear to be in a relationship with their actual girlfriend, yet have 2-3 other girls on the line. These girls are called "Meche Sluts" and some popular names among them are Cam and Emma. Hamiels will also become enraged if a group engages in a battle with the Ender Dragon when Hamiel is not present. Hamiel will pout for 3-4 business days before the pouting period is completed.

Nick: "Dude, quit talking to my girlfriend. You're being a total Hamiel."

by Ham Mesh March 30, 2020

Hansel trippin

When you are innocently walking to a table with a tray of yummy newbuild food and a ladder throws itself down in your path causing you to trip and throw all your yummy newbuild food on the carpet of a newly built cruise ship without causing any bodily harm to yourself

I went Hansel trippin today during dinner

by Resting ladders March 20, 2021

Hamse

Hamse has the funniest random dark humor jokes and is a little bit dyslexic but he covers it up with a BBC

That NIGGA is a HAMSE

by Hamse abdi November 23, 2021

Hansel Croache

A truly wonderful delicacy served all across the black market. Originally developed as a dish in South Sudan, Hansel Croache has developed into something truly unique, containing the nations own grown natural ingredients and bred livestock. There are some secret ingredients that are known by only a select few from around the globe - these secret ingredients give Hansel Croache its unique flavour known by so many.

"Is that Hansel Croache? Gimme it!"

by Rachel nok November 23, 2021

Hasselhoff Hair

The hairs on Blake's beautiful head. Luscious locks. Just enough to twist with your fingers and make him relaxed. It definitely looks like Hasselhoff hair.

You don't need a haircut. You have Hasselhoff hair.

by VindictiveAngel February 5, 2023

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

Mia Hampel Day

Mia Hampel day is November 2nd, it’s the day that everyone around the world praises Mia Louise Hampel. 🥰

OMFG it’s November 2nd, Mia Hampel Day

by mialoverforeverandever November 2, 2021