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Alaskan Snow Hammer

The act of saving a copius amount of sperm in a sock then freezing it so that it may be used to beat someone during sexual intercourse.
Pete gave Ashleigh a wicked Alaskan Snow Hammer over the weekend.
by April from vancouver January 9, 2011
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hammer party

The act of beating someone to death with hammers.
From the 30 July 2003 Onion article "Gigli Focus Groups Demand New Ending In Which Both Affleck And Lopez Die"

"According to the exit cards, other popular methods of achieving Lopez and Affleck's on-screen demise included car bombs, multiple stab wounds, acid baths, rabid wolf attacks, lightning strikes, and, in one case, a "hammer party."
by Americus Symmes June 24, 2004
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Shit Hammer

Resulting from BG's (bubble guts), Shit Hammer is word for word the same definition as Water Hammer (the concussion and accompanying noise that results when a volume of water moving in a pipe suddenly stops or loses momentum), but replace "volume of water" with "volume of SHIT" and the sudden stop in pipe is your SHIT hitting your sphincter causing your full intestinal track to rattle uncontrollably, and therefor making you believe your gonna SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!!
Your sitting in a quite place where the focus is on someome else when suddenly the focus gets turned on you, because you experienced Shit Hammer.
by Fruital-Bingo October 16, 2009
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drop the hammer

To "legislate". To crack down on a certain violation or injustice.
Time to drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice!
by Kevin Gaines April 3, 2004
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Throbbing Thrill Hammer

A large, thick, pulsating, vein covered cock.
He thrusted his throbbing thrill hammer in and out of the sluts manhole.
by Jennifer July 11, 2003
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jack hammer

A very agressive way of fucking, using long strides with a very fast tempo.
While I was giving her the jack hammer, you could hear a "slap slap" sound through the entire house.
by T. Lux. April 28, 2003
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drop the hammer

The point near the end of a race where you surge with everything you have to pull away for the win.
I thought Ritz would keep it close, but Webb decided to drop the hammer with 500 to go!
by Markkimarkkonnen December 28, 2005
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