A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.
When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.
When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.
Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?
Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...
Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!
Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...
Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!
by Grinch11 June 21, 2008
"I used a Finnish hammer to keep the nails in the wall"
"I totally felt the Finnish hammer last night with Stephanie "
"I totally felt the Finnish hammer last night with Stephanie "
by MikeXse April 03, 2015
1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.
2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation
2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation
by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022
1. In any dispute between two people when the argument reaches the point of a stalemate it has reached Golic's hammer.
2. When two people are having a dispute the bigger and stronger person wins by default due to the fact that they will beat up the smaller person.
2. When two people are having a dispute the bigger and stronger person wins by default due to the fact that they will beat up the smaller person.
When the jock and the nerd were arguing over the answer to the math question it got to the point of Golic's hammer and the nerd subsided.
by USMC_COURET May 24, 2017
When a man masturbates so forcefully while recieveng oral sex that the party giving oral gets punched in the face repeatedly, ususally causing nose/ faceial bone structure damage
"wow dude that chicks face is a mess"
"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."
"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""
"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."
"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""
by FUCT UP December 14, 2009
I was all excited about going out for tacos and then Mike came in and dropped his boo hammer...now we're having sushi.
I'm dropping the boo hammer; the party's over.
Quit being such a boo hammer.
I'm dropping the boo hammer; the party's over.
Quit being such a boo hammer.
by bassoonenough February 26, 2015
An organ hammer is a step up from a gut beater. It is able to explore all areas of the uncharted depths planting flags where no man has gone. Causing mini gushers with the intense flag planting throughout the exploration.
Gut beater is what they called me when I was 12. I got this here organ hammer I’m packing around now.
Men having this status often suffer bruising on the inside of the knees. And often develop a lot of not only female but also male stalkers.
Organ hammers are usually better suited for deep hammer taking waterheads.
Men having this status often suffer bruising on the inside of the knees. And often develop a lot of not only female but also male stalkers.
Organ hammers are usually better suited for deep hammer taking waterheads.
by Waterhead N Fireman August 02, 2019