banana-hammock

a guy's support system of friends; his right hand fellows, and the ones to always lift him up when he is down.

thanks for helping me throught this breakup, man your a real banana-hammock.

by periwinkle1996 September 25, 2010

Hadlock

A cutie that hates (almost)everyone

"Everyones an effing fagot"-Hadlock

"We're not friends anymore"-Hadlock

"Let's has an apostrophe in it dumb ass"-Hadlock

"Get away from me fagot"-Hadlock

"Everyone's an idiot"-Hadlock

by C4rl M4rx May 14, 2008

fanny hammock

A ladies under garment commonly known as the good old thong

You can see that woman's fanny hammock poking out from under her pussy pelmet

by Lou369 May 30, 2006

Hammock

A beard that goes from sideburn to sideburn by passing underneath the chin, thus creating a comfortable hammock for the face to rest on. Any mustache, chin, or other facial hair not included in the hammock automatically disqualifies the beard as being a hammock.

Not to be confused with the chinstrap, which has hair on the chin appearing as to grasp it like a chinstrap.

Guy 1: "Hey, that guy's face looks comfortable"
Guy 2: "It's because of his hammock"

by JellyInjector November 5, 2012

American Hammock

Ask her to put her arm straight out, then push her tricep so it sways. We call this the American Hammock.

This will get a woman everytime. Squeeze her arm and say sarcastically "you've been working out?" that's the american hammock.

by theface May 17, 2006

bananna hammock hunter

One who aspires to aquire multiple bananna hammocks.

David Wright, a bananna hammock hunter, hunted for and aquired multiple bananna hammocks last weekend. The bananna hammocks then beat him in the face.

by David P Wright March 13, 2008

Banana Hammock

The art of draping toilet paper from one side of the toilet bowl to the other side horizontally, and while the paper is rested and hanging in position, drop a log onto the toilet paper. the log now sits in the 'hammock' and can be trusted around the room

Mark: I just created a sweet banana hammock bro.

Kev: Oh sweet bro did you thrust it yet

Mark: Fuck yea

by Davo258 June 12, 2016