by Ole Dirty Bastard July 25, 2018
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by Heimz Doofenshmirtz October 30, 2018
Get the Gurgleburg mug.The Gurley Burley is an unusual creature who performs oral sex on his teacher Mr. Copp to pass the class. Gurley Burley also fishes but is only ok at it, he has a Ford Ranger but if you say it’s fruity he’ll try to fight you but quickly back down.
by JacksonBrooklin October 30, 2018
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by Mateoryan524 April 20, 2019
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If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.
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by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019
Get the Gurgle Birth mug.A noise that comes from the throat often when sleeping a gurgle can be voluntary or involuntary for example one might gurgle when drinking for a laugh or one might gurgle in sleep on saliva an unpleasant affair
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