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a guando

V. The act of spilling mayo on oneself and eating it.

usually occurs when one is eating a sandwich at lunch that is filled with excess mayo

not to be confused with guando
Kaitlin: Did you hear what happened at lunch? Christina pulled a guando at lunch. It was soo disgusting!

Allison: Hey Christina, I heard you pulled a guando yesterday at lunch
by K-Berg December 30, 2007
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Guantanamo Bay

A place in Cuba where the US hold mainly Muslim and Arabic prisoners in violation of international law.
The main camp there being known as Camp X-Ray for reasons onky known to the sadists who operate the place.
Often Abrreviated to Gitmo it is to the US what the concentration camps where to the Nazis and the Gulags to the Soviet Communists.
Concentration camps and Gulags where often in locations outside the motherland/fatherland as is the case with Guantanamo Bay which is in an occupied part of Cuba nominally leased from the Cuban government who refuse to accept the US presence there but are too weak to do anything about it.
They picked him up in Africa for allegedly
being in al-Qaeda and shipped him off to Guantanamo bay in a transport plane whilst standing up and wearing a hood.
by sam1967 February 15, 2005
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Guancho

A person who is annoying and immature. Their the person u want to punch in the face.
Did you see Jordan at the party last night? Yah man he was a total guancho.
by Akg294 April 18, 2010
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Guank

To masterbate aggressively with guacamole
Oh I had a great guank today
by W Hey December 14, 2019
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guantes

fighting (usually used as tirar guantes)
throwing blows or hits
the vato over there wants to tirar guantes with you.
by LiL TaGeR November 29, 2006
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Guanabaholic

Adel : How was your trip?

Dima: It was amaaazing! I want to go on one again soon! I think I have become a Guanabaholic!
by Intellectual G February 6, 2010
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Guantany

Refers to the conditions of the Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp located in Cuba. One might describe their night, current situation, or future as Guantany if the state of things is so bad it rivals in the conditions of this infamous prison camp.
Person 1: "Dude I slept on a cement floor last night and woke up with a fucking mouse trap in my hair"

Person 2: "Seriously dude? Why didn't you find a couch or something?"

Person 1: "We got locked in the goddamn basement. That whole night was so fucking Guantany I don't even want to talk about it."
by Scratchy Square October 25, 2010
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