A grumpy gypsy is when you're friends think they are knowledgeable about lies you have told, mind readers, or can read ones personality, gestures or expressions- like a boss. But infact have no idea what the hell they are talking about or have any idea that infact what they believe is a lie or a good statement of you're character is completely inacurate & when you point that out.. -that they know no nothing- ie.Jon Snow... they become angry that they have 1 less gift that they truly believed they were blessed with.
Andrew was acting like a total fucking grumpy gypsy, he thinks I lied when infact i did not because i laughed at him when he mentioned it and thinks laughing is a trait of mine when i lie. #wheresmypokerface?
by the.realest. May 17, 2016
The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.
Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.
Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.
Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.
Person 2: How hard did you try.
Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.
Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.
Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.
Person 2: How hard did you try.
Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.
by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012
by AlexaWaht January 27, 2024
He's a grumpy snub today.
by Jack's Pear January 27, 2024
by Himchickenrich May 11, 2022
dude why is mike in jail "he found out he cant reproduce and did the grumpy marmoset on a group of people downtown."
by grumpy marmoset lover June 10, 2022
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