you can kiss my grits

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2

uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

by larryyfuckingstylinsonn September 3, 2017

Grit and Spit

to "grit and spit" derives from "gritting" whilst performing masterbation and "spitting" after performing masterbation.

that boy don't do nothing all day he just sits there in his room staring at the tv smoking pot and nothing else but grit and spit.

by Sharaku Kobayashi January 10, 2008

Titz ma gritz

1.) (n) ~A nickname given to a fat boy named Felix.

2.)(n) ~ a name given to fat guys with huge titties.

Hey titz ma gritz, pass me dat cheese!

Titz ma gritz, why'd you eat all the food!?

by Declan & Alex association October 16, 2008

GOODER THAN GRITS

a phrase uttered by those inarticulate, cornbred-fed, finger-flippin', beer-sippin', gas-pumpin', tobacco-chewin',trailer-dwellin', inbred white trash that describes something that is great.

Mary Jo said that sex with her Uncle Clyde was gooder than grits.

by weave September 20, 2003

grits

The Liberal party (Canada)

Grits run this place.

by teakettle October 7, 2003

GrittyKitty

AKA commonly known ass an assburglar or assbandit. Secret name that FPS players use to let other players know they take beef in backdoor.

OMFG dood! That Beaver is a GrittyKitty.

by MeatGrinder August 12, 2004

Gritty

A state of extreme drunkenness

Person 1: "I heard you had a heavy night last night..."

Person 2: "Yeah I had like a whole bottle of vodka. Shit got gritty..."

by CookieM0nster September 16, 2013