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Greaterrichmondritualmonitor

A Richmond, VA-based schizo-lore archive disguised as an Instagram account, allegedly chronicling the “ritual infrastructure” of Central Virginia.

Reads like if the city government hired a schizophrenic monk to keep minutes of every psychic tremor in the 804. Posts appear without warning, often referencing obscure intersections or cloud seeding frequencies. Its followers treat it like a sacred text.

Nobody runs the account. The posts just appear.
“My friend tried to decode GreaterRichmondRitualMonitor and hasn’t been normal since the eclipse.”

“Every time the James River fogs up, GRRM posts something about resonance frequencies. It’s never a coincidence.”
by Greaterrichmondritualmonitor November 3, 2025
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(noun) one who’s greed knows no bounds
ex. “Look at Marley. That greedster! Hoarding all the food at thanksgiving!”
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Those beans I ate last night gave me mad air greaser's!!
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An adolescent boy who rides around on his scooter and attempts to pick up girls. Usually wearing tight jeans and a ridiculous helmet. Can some times be found in groups or “scoot packs”, they gain confidence in numbers. But even in numbers they are usually denied.
Those scooter greasers have driven by five times.
Those are some shitty bikes, they must be scooter greasers.
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Dude that girls and absolute Irish greaser. Get out of her line of sight.
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when your dick isn't dicking
Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.
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