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gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"
Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!
gobble a shitty stick by mariaaa February 10, 2008

Glizzy Gobble 

A sexual move or position when a person takes their balls and wraps them around their penis like a hot dog bun creating a glizzy then this is shoved into someone’s mouth and they are doing the glizzy gobble
Josh you wanna glizzy gobble my cock and balls tonight No homo of course
Glizzy Gobble by akoec July 27, 2020

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker 

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

snotty gobbles 

Any Japanese or Chinese food which is slimy or gelatinous, such as sea cucumber, congee, sharks fin soup etc
The Chinese banquet was great but I found it hard to eat the snotty gobbles with the chopsticks!

gobble my knob

the act of sucking penis

oral gratification
hey there, sexy girl. why don't you slide yo fine ass over here and gobble my knob?
gobble my knob by cereal killa February 11, 2006

gravy gobbler 

A derogatory term for a gay man who is an avid cocksucker and cum swallower.
Check it out.....major gravy gobbler over there.

That guy looks like a gravy gobbler....
gravy gobbler by JFKBMB January 13, 2007