white-glove test

to check for cleaness, dust, dirt

your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.

by matt dold January 24, 2004

glove save

A close call, something bad almost happens but gets saved at the last second/barely

Tuukka: 'drops phone on ground'

'lands on front, but doesn't crack'
Zdeno: Whaaaaat?!?!?! That's a glove save for the ages!!!!

by chickfila August 4, 2016

Glove love

Masturbation while wearing a pair of beautiful smooth gloves.

'I might need some new gloves. I found mine in James' room and you know how he is with glove love.' - a parent who needs new gloves.
'Glove love!' - a sandpaper man celebrating being able to touch himself publicly thanks to his new gloves.

by TurnipChaser February 12, 2017

ove glove

Like a love glove, but for use in an oven. One protects you from the heat of herpes, the other from the heat of an oven.

You better use an ove glove so you don't get oven herpes!

by rhymetyme August 21, 2011

Wedding Glove

A Virgin’s pussy on her wedding night.

I cleaned up my wedding glove real nice for him.

I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Finnish Glove Dragon

A hand job were the giver covers their hand in rubbing alcohol before setting it on fire. The giver must then jerk the male off until completion, or third degree burns set in.

"oh yeah it was sick! He let me do the Finnish Glove Dragon on them!"
"Really?"
"Yeah it was fun until he had to go to the hospital with 3rd degree burns"

by Lemno April 3, 2020

Mrs. Groves

Mrs. Groves is a type A math teacher at ensign middle school. She is so ADD she makes the entire class make their desks “180” at the end of every day and you have to pass the “apple test”. She hates anything as everything to do with social media and makes her students put their phones on the wall at the beginning of every class. She is also obsessed with calling herself “groovy groves”

Mrs. Groves gave me a lunch duty for too short of short because they weren’t as log and the ruler she used to measure them with

by Ensign student :) June 20, 2018