Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds

That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds

by yourmothersantlers December 30, 2011

Glory Head

Getting head without having to kiss the girl first

Yeah, i got glory head from her

by linoleum927 March 6, 2011

glory rash

A physical ailment,a red rash to the penis caused by a glory hole being cut with not enough tolerance.

"Fuck man!next time use the 80mm hole saw.now I got fuckin glory rash"

by crazyfap December 24, 2022

Mooning Glory

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.

You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.

by gregben June 20, 2022

glory-hunter

One who lacks the imagination to support their own local football club, and so jumps on the bandwagon of supporting whatever (usually lucky) team that happens to be winning trophies at the time - especially Liverpool FC but also occasionally Man Utd FC or Chelsea FC. Would never go near a real life football match - prefers to watch on Sky TV, whom as we all know, invented the sport in 1993.

'Now let me see. I come from Cornwall, I'm good at shitting in my hand and throwing it at people, and I'm looking for a football team that have the entry rules for competitions changed simply to allow us to enter. I know, I'll support Liverpool FC. Eh, glory-hunter? What's that, never heared of it'

by Football match attender July 7, 2006

morning glories

(n.) seeds containing the chemical LSA which when ingested in large amounts (over 150) can cause one to have a psychedelic experience similar to LSD.

I tripped hard last night on morning glories.

by logos November 7, 2003

edge of glory

On verge of orgasm

He came right when I was on the edge of glory. It sucked

by dippyW November 17, 2011