Geest

The act of ejaculating.

Tom: "Fak, that massage was so good I almost geest in my pants!"

by Slickkkkkkk May 6, 2008

Gestation Unit

Woman whos only purpose is to breed, also known as a Baby Factory.

She's just a Gestation Unit, a burden on society.

by Rikstir January 3, 2013

gestesticulate

To grab your crotch in an expression of dislike or defiance. This action is usually accompanied by flipping the bird.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley told Team Corporate to "Suck It!" as he gestesticulated.

by skully September 26, 2004

gerst nasty

a girl so ugly that it is impossible from refraining to comment on her uglyness

would you fuck her for $500 no
the bitch is gurst nasty

by oren November 6, 2004

Blushing Geisha

When you are doing a Japanese girl from behind and accidently (or on purpose) end up darting the wrong hole. She turns around and in her coy, Japanese, blushing way says..."Ahh Soo" with a little giggle.

During my recent trip to Japan I got drunk and ended up in a karaoke bar. I took this amazing girl home but was too drunk to stay focused doing it doggy style and ended up with a blushing geisha.

by brochief1 January 7, 2010

geisha

Women's secret art of confidence and submission.

An idea or state of mind involving confidence style and extreme female swagger. Geisha involves the ability to submit men and lame girls with a single glance while remaining the classiest bitch in the room.
See: badassery

Laura: "Jen are you crying because you just saw your ex making out with another chick?"
Jen: "Yeah, I'm 'bout to pull that bitches weave out!"
Laura: "awwwww hell naaaaaw!, you know thats not how we roll, where's your f-ing geisha??!!"

by PrettyAntiTheory March 14, 2012

Gerstner

Small, frail soccer player with a Mexi-stache, and a low IQ.

"Wow Gerstner is a tard!"

"Evan! Herschel Walker is a Football player!"
"Shutup Gerstner."

by E-Mac 'Bulldagger' McInnis April 28, 2009