Futoned

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016

Futon

A small couch that is very difficult to engage in sexual activity due to the risk of rolling off onto the floor. Can also be used as slang in noun verb or adjective form meaning “risky” or “stupid”.

Have fun but be careful not to roll off the futon!
Adam why would you do that you futon!

by Jonydo May 9, 2018

Felton

A boy who wears a Carhartt beanie and has a septum piercing, he uses the most cringe tik tok expressions

"mimamamomooo mimomimamimamoo"
"gah damn Felton is soooo annoying"

by hiamianbaobao December 2, 2022

Futon method

When you fold down the back seats of your car with a partner to have my room.

When i was with Kenzie we were in my car and i used the Futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

Futon Method

When you have a partner in your back seat and fold down your backseats to make a bigger area for you and your partner

When I was with chloe we were in my back seat and i used the futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

felton

a person who is most likely a homosexual. they have lots of friends and is easily a five star bitch. they the most devoted and thick person you can ever me.

Mariah: you see that boy over there..?
Jordan: yeah, it’s giving felton!

by theatrinidad November 21, 2023

filton

my handsome husband filton. filton’s unaware of his handsomeness. he doesn’t see everything i see. when he is happy it means the world to me. never will filton understand what he means to me. what i see in him is what nobody else sees.

“your husband is filton right?”
“always and forever

by ilovehusbandF December 18, 2024