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texas bug fucker 

An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.
Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.
texas bug fucker by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014
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monster fucker

Better known as tetraphilia people who are monster tickets and people who are sexually and romantically attracted to monsters/ inhuman creatures
There are only two types of people monster fuckers and cowards

After watching the shape of water in a monster fucker
monster fucker by milkytea May 7, 2018

Badge Fucker 

A female who only dates police officers, fire fighters, or medical personnel. They will use any and all means to lure a badge-wearing civil servant into their home in order to trap the victim in a sexual relationship, and possibly, trick the badge-wearer into becoming the Badge Fucker's baby daddy.

Typically, a Badge Fucker will involve the police, fire brigade, or EMT's in every aspect of her life, without shame. She'll offer discounts at her place of employment, conspicuously play with her children at or near the local police station, even speak in "radio code" around her friends. All in the name of gaining a civil servant as her baby daddy.
Miss Piggy would suck the green off Kermit's cock if he were wearing a badge right now. She's such a Badge Fucker!
Badge Fucker by Bigger James Slade November 13, 2012

Nut Fucker 

An adjustable spanner or adjustable wrench which when incorrectly used has a tendancy to round the hex-nut/bolt's head.
1: Mate, could you pass the nut fucker?
2: What do you want the nut fucker for? You should be using a ring spanner.
1: Right-oh...
Nut Fucker by Some mad Kiwi August 22, 2011

tiger fucker 

A person who has been accused of having sex with a tiger because his/her pants are ripped in the butt and there are claw marks everywhere.
Prince Achmed was attacked by a tiger and his people called him a tiger fucker.
tiger fucker by Just Another Starkid November 30, 2013

Tucker Fucker 

Tucker Fucker — At noon on Monday April 24th 2023; Fox News made Tucker Carlson the poster boy for having foot put dead in his ass.

Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.

For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.

There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!

If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.

Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.

The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.

Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.

No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker at noon on Monday April 24th 2023 by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox just had to pay to Dominion Voting Systems. No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.

dumb mother fucker 

Beto O'rourke Threatened to take AR 15's from lawful owners. Beto is from TX, where it is legal to protect personal property with Deadly force.

Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
person a: Beto just proposed buying back assault weapons.
person b: How can they buy back what they never owned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
dumb mother fucker by Dead Pool Fan September 16, 2019