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fuckboy syndrome

an incurable disease that leads to perpetual immaturity and disrespect towards most women. common symptoms may include but are not limited to: no communication skills, living in their mothers basement, never-ending weed smoking, no job, constant GTA playing, and refusal to grow up and act like the adult that they should be.
A: "why is he suddenly snapchatting me showing me new clothes like I give a fuck?! we haven't talked in a month and now this? SNAPCHAT??? what in the actual fuck is happening..."

S: "it's fuckboy syndrome. don't fall for his tricks!"
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Fuccboi Elite 

The Fuccboi of all fuck boys, unlike its counterpart Fuccboi Cadet. Fuccboi is someone who is unable to talk to women. Fuccbois can be found sagging their pants, putting gel in their hair, and wearing high tops. Fuccbois love to brag about how expensive their shorts or shirts cost, which usually look like females clothing. The fuccbois natural habitat is usually at a mall, or trap, with other fuccbois of other rankings.
Bill: You see Zetts today?
Taylor: Yea he is a total "Fuccboi", look how he sags his pants!
Bill: I know right?! He has like 2 gallons of gel in his hair!
Taylor: More like 5 gallons!!!! and them busted ass high tops!! LOL!
Bill: Yea total "Fuccboi Elite"!
Taylor: Exactly! and you're the "Fuccboi Cadet"! With your old duck walking ass!
Fuccboi Elite by RehashRep June 1, 2015

Fuckboy Buckethead 

John Cena known in the Wwe for pandering to the crowd and burying talent with Triple H's golden shovel is Fuckboy Buckethead. He is a fuckboy and he has a buckethead.
THE FUCKBOY BUCKETHEAD IS HURRRR!!

When fuckboy buckethead comes out we're gonna boo the shit out of him.
Fuckboy buckethead is still the champion.
Fuckboy Buckethead by stickemup135 December 11, 2013
Fuckboy
(Fuk-boy
A chronic disease in which a chemical imbalance located in the brain and testicles causes males to act and behave in a certain way, especially disrespectful to women, and very self-idolizing.

Can be cured with your over the counter prescription known as "fuck boy repellant"

In the form of a spray or pill.

Can only be prescribed by a medical professional.

Do you, or someone you know show symptoms of a fuckboy?

Call your local medical center to immediately seek attention.

Slowly, together, we can eliminate fuckboys from our society.
What a fuckboy, asked for a girl's nudes after 5 minutes into the conversation.
fuckboy by sofan May 4, 2015
a boy around their teenage years--between thirteen and twenty-five. they play with a girls' feelings and are notorious womanizers. they are also called Casanova and playboy.
generally, they are:

-privileged
-popular
-arrogant
-ask for nudes
-pretend they're interested
-masters at ghosting

this is for the girls if you like a fuckboy, this is a note to all of y'all. this is what you will be thought of if you try to go after a fuckboy. i would personally not go after one

this is how they think: if you are straightforward and show interest, you come off as too aggressive. if you are shy and waiting for them to make a move, then you are a tease and perpetuating gender stereotypes. if you want to screw you’re a slut if you don’t then you’re a prude. if you have a sense of style you’re a basic bitch. if you don’t then you’re not cool. if you initiate flirting you’re thirsty. if you don’t then they won’t talk to you. if you put on makeup you’re insecure. if you don’t then you’re ugly. if you want a relationship you’re boring and asking for too much. if you just want to hookup then you’re a hoe. if you show that you care about their wellbeing you’re trying too hard. if you don’t then you’re a bitch. if you want them to take care of you you’re incapable. if you can take care of yourself you are an aggressive feminist. if you don’t catch feelings and reject them then you’re a tease. if you catch feelings, then i would say you lose because the fuckboy won't.
Person A: Oh my God, did you see Michael last night with that girl? Even though he just broke up with Ella?

Person B: I don't know why he's your friend, he's such a fuckboy.
An overconfident ass who will lead a girl on just to let her down. Sometimes later apologizes only to say "send nudes" once the girl has welcomed him back into her trust. Boys like this will pretend to genuinely care one minute, and be emotionless the next. He is the definition of 'mixed signals'. Do NOT fall for his charms. Typically will call you baby girl and say cute things to get his claws on your emotions. If a girl tries to stand up to him he will likely deny everything and turn it around on the girl, making her feel stupid. Boys like this are egotistical assholes who can not be trusted and are hard to get rid of because they know all the right things to say.
Sierna: "He is so sweet to me and takes me out, but tells me not to catch feelings.. why does he do this to me?"
Payton: "He is a fuckboy Sierna! He's playing games, do not let him break your heart!!"
fuckboy by notyourbaby December 21, 2016

fuckbillion 

Hyperbole used to express or describe a very large number, akin to words like bajillion.
Actual conversation:
Person 1: Yo, someone said the ratio of Spies to every other class in Tabula Rasa is Fuckbillion:1.
Person 2: Fuckbillion. That's a lot.
fuckbillion by Adrius June 16, 2008