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Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.
Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
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Freckles

A super weapon that a very innocent person has to hide their deepest darkest secrets and evil ways. Once the freckles are gone.. their innocent is.. they may say dirty jokes… do dark humor… shoot you..
“Her freckles shined as her innocence showed”

“The freckles only hid the pain and evil inside them”
by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 22, 2021
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Shit freckles

Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”
by Fatal-Attraction September 24, 2021
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freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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freckle dust

To be naked in bed with your partner, their butt up against your body, as they fall asleep they fart on you.
What the hell! Wake up Brian, you just freckle dusted my leg!
by KryssieSmiles June 4, 2023
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freckle whore

Someone who has a big freckle and is also a huge snake-like hoe
by IrphanMcGee February 7, 2017
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freckle frace

A person that contains sheeshes inside of them
He is a freckle frace!
by blazing_vector October 8, 2021
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