sports fapper

one individual who is so obsessed with sports they are depicted as masturbating to a sports event--- these things are typically seen wearing high Nike socks

"You can tell Johnny is a sports fapper by his Elites."

by classy_sir June 16, 2014

frapple

fucking retarded apple

shut up you frapple ill kill you in your sleep...

by Lauren D May 9, 2005

fappy

When you are so happy you decide to bust a nut

John was so fappy last night, he masturbated for hours

by a man and his sausage September 23, 2015

Fapping

When you can't get anyone to give you legit sex so you must live a solitude sex life of strictly bringing yourself to orgasm.

I have chronic halitosis so no one will give me any real sex. So i am doomed to a life of eternal fapping.

by MissTaken April 6, 2017

ass frappe

An epic proportion of diarhea. It is similar to a chocolate frappe in thickness and color.

"Check out the ass frappe that guy left in the toilet."

by Killah B January 31, 2006

whats fappening

to ask what is going on in one's sexual life, similar to asking whats happening.

guy 1: hey man whats fappening?
guy 2: eh very little, been on a dry streak lately.

by w.e.e.b. July 28, 2011

frappuccino

The most luxurious, delicious blended drink on the planet. Frappuccinos are basically Starbuck's version of the Big Mac. Although they are very fattening, they're delicious!

The young, preppy college students from BC all went down the street to get a frappuccino on the hot, summer day.

by hey it's pat December 29, 2007