Fracking

What happened to you butthole when you passed out on the ground in the trailer park.

DANG! Maw and Paw and cousin junior sure musta been fracking my butthole all night, cuz I barely made it to my shift at the waffle hut this mornin' on account of my hind-end hurtin' so much, y'all. Praise Jeezus, it stings!

by Sasquatch Sandwich July 6, 2021

Fracking widow

A wife who’s husband is in the oil industry / fracking industry and works for extended amounts of time leaving his wife for weeks at a time.

My husband is leaving for his hitch and making me a fracking widow for two weeks.

by Ckay2u7 February 18, 2021