forked river

a piney-ass town in the jersey shore,over populated by surfers,mexicans,and jersey shore scuzz.

Michele just came from forked river.

by acidqueen October 14, 2008

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shocker-focker combo

It's when you perform a shocker, then get the girl to smell your pinky finger.

Next time I get a bitch nekked, I'm givin her the shocker-focker combo.

by borderjumper January 29, 2004

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The term "Fark" as used to replace the word "fuck" in forums that frowned up the use of curse words was a long time before anyone decided to name a news blog with the term. Drew Curtis, as brilliant as the individuals who support his web site may think he is, openly states this as the reason for naming his site that in the first place which might I add was originaly a URL that went to a picture of a squirrel with enlarged testicles.
In closing, I simply don't think that a word should be given an alternate meaning simply on the whim of a few bloggers looking for wider recognition and more page hits for their favorite web masters limited liability corporation.

by camarugala October 20, 2003

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foker

An individual who enjoys embellishing his/her exploits and skills, but who usually loses in any poker game. In reality, the foker does not understand the basics or nuances of the game.

Dave came over to play some cards the other night. He talks so much crap at work about how good he is, but he made some really stupid plays and we took his money and sent him home whining like a little girl. What a foker. Maybe we can get him to come back next week.

by Shadooow June 18, 2009

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