Flonkerton

A game made by Pam Beesly that requires two reams of paper that you tape to your feet race to the finish line.

"hey, Pam? You remember that game Flonkerton we played on the Olympics?" Creed: " I still have my medal from that."

by yrnvav June 2, 2018

camping fook

The lesser-known wooly-back can often be found in dark corners, or in places that make you think "how the hell did he get there?".

You normally spot them after you are dead.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

Foonbag

A white person that drinks excessively, talks in an annoying Redneck accents, worships Jesus Christ, and says phrases like "Sweet Baby Jesus" or "That bitch is uglier than a jack rabbit being pushed out of the back end of a mule".

The word can also be used with the prefix "Shweeeeny" to provide even greater Insult. Shweeeeny Foonbag is one of the worst things that you can call a Caucasian male.

When using Foonbag in a Plural form, you must end it with a z (e.g. Foonbagz), or else it is not as derogatory.

Billy: You're a fucking Foonbag!
Jim: Well... you're a Shweeeeny Foonbag!!!
Billy: Oh no girlfriend! You did not just go there!
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Billy: This room is full of Shweeeeny Foonbagz!
Laura: You're so mean Billy!

by Thomas Wilkes July 20, 2008

foon

The combination of a spoon and a fork; the alternative word to "spork."

I like eating my food with a foon, because it's fun!

by Maddsilicious May 25, 2011

Foon

A racial slur against basic white bitches.

Ericka is such a foon with those uggs & pumpkin spice lattes.

by BBW4206666 September 12, 2018

Foon

-noun.
an eating utensil combining features of a fork and a spoon.

I need a foon to eat my lunch.

by followthedot February 24, 2009

fooner

1. A male underserving of any respect.
2. A fuckup; an idiot; a boner.

I've never understood why Timmy gets all the hot chicks because he's such a fooner.

by TylerW July 8, 2005