Foofer

The sound made when in the act of intercourse between a male and a female, when the male pulls out and puts back in very fast, causing a queifing sound.

I made her foofer during sex.

by King Foofer March 3, 2011

foof

An word that one says when they are sad or their feelings have been hurt. It is also accompanied by the act of "foofing" which is when one bites his/her lower lip, furrows their brows, and gives puppy dog eyes in an attempt to look sad.

Bob: Hey Jackie, you're fat!

Jackie: Foof. (she foofs)

by Mitchell! December 28, 2005

foofarah

a gathering of friends with the common goal of story telling and boose drinking, emphasis being the story telling aspect. typically guests bring a bottle (or several) of wine, and tell a story whilst their bottle is being passed around the table. and from personal experience, it's best to be one of the first to tell a story...no one is paying attention by the 4th or 5th story/bottle of wine :)
it is believed the phrase originated in boston.

what kind of wine are you bringing to the foofarah?

by mego4805 March 9, 2009

foodist

A FAT person. Someone who worships food.

Cris is a foodist.

A buddhist?

No, a FOODIST. She is FAT.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Foodie

A fictional personality trait that boring people use to feel special. They've decided that pretending to like food more than everyone else makes them super-duper cool.

They'll usually try to make bold claims, but it's all bullshit. No, you don't have a refined palate... you just ate three or four things you haven't tried before. No, eating for pleasure isn't something that makes you unique... everyone does that... it's why the fucking snack industry exists. And no, you don't possess uncommon knowledge about food... you just watched some Gordon Ramsay videos on YouTube.

Sorry, but being a foodie isn't a real thing. It just isn't. Grow up and develop a real personality.

Tammy: "I had such an amazing dinner! I'm such a foodie!"

Andrew: "You had microwave Swedish meatballs and a Nutty Buddy that's been sitting in your freezer for four years.

Shut the hell up."

by TaxiFred March 2, 2022

foofalah

a hairy vulva that is ravishly inviting or has an insatiable appetite for a swollen rod

Her vulva is attracting my groin area.

by Mark D'Andrea October 10, 2003

foofie

The point after eating where a person becomes disoriented and falls asleep almost instantaneously from the amount of food in their stomach. Slang for "food roofie".

Oh my god, I foofied so hard last night, I fell asleep during my date.

by gtc11 October 12, 2010