fladulated

Intoxicated to the point of making an arse of yourself.

Joe and I got so fladulated last night. I'm gonna get so fladulated at Wayno's BBQ.

by grabbelsdorf November 7, 2014

Flatubating

Is when you are going to town on yourself and randomly start to fart but continue to masturbate anyway.

Ex 1. Yo, I was so gassy last night but I needed to relieve some stress and I ended up flatubating.

by BKSN October 3, 2017

Flatlanders

A term from people of higher elevations used against people if lower elevations such as cities. Most Flatlanders travel to the higher country for sometimes a week at a time to shoot deer with their "Flatlanders Special" (30-06). Flatlanders often get angry for no reason and miss deer.

"Hey Bren look, the Flatlanders followed us home because we were going 45 in a 35! Must have missed some deer this morning..."

by archeryhunter16 November 27, 2017

flatulencephobia

The fear of righteous flatulence.

"Dude, I don't know how to tell you this, but I've been suffering from chronic flatulencephobia ever since my wife held my head under the covers after a long night of white castle burgers."

by Hoseschlange July 10, 2018

flatland

Died

Im sorry u cant talk to him he flatland flat-land

by Lilwhiteboy December 1, 2020

Flatplating

Flatplating is the act of inserting a ceramic plate into the anal cavity, oriented in such a manner that the entrance into the rectum is widened to the diameter of the plate. This is done through the rotation of the plate so that the view from the anus sees just a circle approaching it. The activity can be done with a partner, but that is optional. When flatplating, you have to be white because only white people would do shit like that :).

Eugene: Ay yo I'm about to do some Flatplating at 8:00 PM tomorrow.
Percival: We're white.

by runnacashmoneynasty January 7, 2021

fabulantasimous

The highest level of fabulousness.

The critics rated his food as fabulantasimous

by Utter disappointment January 10, 2021